AFC limericks

[57vintage]

Fairmer's keeper will wish to forget.
that a flick fae McDonald was met
wi' a save fae an angle
bounced up aff eez ankle,
and ended up ticklin' the net.

Once more I’m tempted to verse
To right an opinion perverse
Bold Gus’s deft flick
Made Remi a dick
As he scored an own goal with his erse

[57vintage]

Once more I’m tempted to verse
To right an opinion perverse
Bold Gus’s deft flick
Made Remi a dick
As he scored an own goal with his erse

On checking things later on VAR
I see my mem’ry is far
From the truth, as VAR shows
The ball clearly goes
From a foot, eight under the bar

I watched MOTD for the first time in months, and got mixed up with an erse-ba-net fûck up in one of the matches there.

I withdraw and apologise to Neeps for calling his opinion ‘perverse’ but would point out that he has hunners of other perversities. Or ‘hobbies’ as he likes to call them.

[redstarfk]

To win is , or should be, the aim
In each and every game
So job done, it was
But ironic because
McInnes got panned for the same

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ex Dons Boss, Now manager of Killie,
His tactics were none short of silly.
9 strong at the back,
1 up in attack,
Did he know Mr Miller as 'Williie'?

[Don Julio]

And so the anchor comes back
To whence he was given the sack
Will the Dons fans all jeer?
Or give him a cheer?
Well at least he’s nae Ryan J**k

[Don Julio]

Like chickens all stuck in the coop
Their brains going round in a loop
With one shot at glory
The Dons 4 word story
A chance to type “stroop, stroop, stroop, stroop”.

(With apologies to Daphne Broon’s pishflaps)

[Don Julio]

The worries and fears in our heads
And often expressed in these threads
About AFC
Will vanish at 3
With the first cry of ‘Come on ye Reds!’

(With apologies to the pant pishers)

[RED_JOHN]

Derek McInnes is heading to Aberdeen for a win
Barry Robson say’s aye guid yin
The mind games have started
So The Anchor Man has farted
And a follow through is certain to begin

[pieandbovrilman]

Todays match I’m thinking a draa
We a Ken Derek’s fitbaa
Game management will begin
Less than thirty seconds in
It’s why we had to say ta-taa!

[Don Julio]

Derek and Doc came back to the Pitt
To no great avail cos Killie were ****
Duk got a brace
We saw Alfie’s face
And now in third place we do sit

[pieandbovrilman]

Bazaa Robson has got us in thurd
Making Jim Goodwin look like a turd
Surely Bazza’s our man
A lifelong Dons fan
Nah, bring on the next useless nurd!

[ByeByeScum2012]

To my unexpected delight
We’re sitting in third place tonight
But it has to be said
In regard to this thread
That Red John’s ones are utterly sh1te

[RED_JOHN]

I admit I am hard to please
As good football we played came to a cease
This could all change under Barry
Once we get a loan from Tottenham of Harry
Son might also get linked for a tease

[NaeMairNeeps]

Baz Rob's 18 points oot o' 24
Is a league beyond aathin that's gaed afore
tween Miovski an' Duk
knockin goals in like phook
Nae mention o' Sam Cosgrove anymore

Edit: f00k? banned word? Eh???

[Don Julio]

The scousers were aye arguin’
The officials their nerves wearing thin
So the lino did throw
Out his right elbow
Caught one of them right on the chin